dear dj, the next time you want to break into some christian body builders house to fix your TV, count me out.
Despite contrary popular opinion, Jehovah’s Witnesses do believe in Jesus. They don’t on the otherhand believe he is God. They believe that their God Jehovah Raised him up out of the grave. Which means Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in what the scholars call Zombie Jesus. They also believe that Jesus was not nailed to a cross […]
the first time i heard ‘drunk kid catholic’ by bright eyes, i was laying in bed next to Laura in her old apartment. She played this mix CD while she slept, a strange mix… everything from mest to this song. i remember looking at her and thinking about how beautiful she was while she was […]
the first time i heard ‘whats up’ by 4 non blonds, i was sitting at the top of a tower at children’s village with Deana. i was 12. we weren’t supposed to be up there… we were hiding from the teachers. she had gymnastics class in a half hour. it was the first time i […]
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i hate top 10 lists…. but i have wanted to do something like this for a very long time i put this off for awhile because i wanted to put some thought behind it i didnt want the normal “everyone should own thriller” list here is my top ten albums (or collections) everyone should own […]
aaltje has went to new york and Norway for the next two weeks… this makes me sad 🙁
her: what if the cat was trying to finger me? me: yes because that would make you happy, and you being happy gets me sex, and sex fixes my heart with heart cream her: we have never had sex me: details… her: talking about sex is bad, it leads to the degradation of double A […]