Can you imagine how they felt when company came over, only to be greeted by the horrifying screams of young campers coming from my room. the sounds of chainsaws and breaking bones… blood squirting everywhere… i would imagine our guests felt a little uneasy…
by the time i got back there were people everywhere… everyone was set up and your mother was already pushing.
ten minutes later you were born.
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