I bet Melissa thanks god every night before she goes to bed for having been given a man like me. Then she prays a seperate prayer thanking god that I am an evil atheist…. so she won’t have to put up with me forever.
Now I know that the man takes care of his family, not because he has to… but because he wants to. Because he loves his family… and wants nothing but the best for them. He doesn’t want them to have to worry… because they deserve an easy going life. They deserve honesty, respect, warmth, compassion and understanding.
April 26, 2008. There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you? you were sitting home watching your t.v., while i was participating in some… plan for a future in the future.
melissa has given me permission to fix the 97 villager that is sitting in our back yard… after its fixed i can add shag carpet, lava lamps, disco balls, and those tassel things that are apparently a staple of mexican culture… since they have it in all of their cars. i will have a shaggin […]
Mental note: there is nothing sexier than the dry heaves.